⟨ PLAYER SELECT ⟩ — About Mark
CLASS: Computer Technician
LOCATION: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Helpful
GAMER TAG:
ILoveDoggos
🐕 Doggo Dad
A longtime Linux and BBS veteran who's been tinkering with hardware
since before most people had internet. Not a generic tech bro —
just a guy who genuinely loves helping people fix their machines.
mark@parsons-bbs:~$ cat /etc/motd
Welcome to Parsons Tech BBS! 🐕
"Why did the computer go to the vet? Because it had a bad case of bugs...
and its bark drive was corrupted!" 🐶
mark@parsons-bbs:~$ uptime
Helping the Brantford community since... well, a really long time.
mark@parsons-bbs:~$
🔧 Services — Quest Board
Need a tech hero? Mark has been the go-to technician in Brantford for people who want honest, no-nonsense help with their technology. No jargon overload, no upselling — just real solutions from someone who actually understands your machine inside and out.
- Computer repair & diagnostics (desktops & laptops)
- Linux installation, configuration, and troubleshooting
- Hardware upgrades — RAM, SSDs, GPUs, you name it
- Virus & malware removal (the digital flea bath 🐕)
- Network setup and Wi-Fi optimization
- Data recovery & backup strategies
- Patient, human-friendly tech education
- General "my computer is doing a weird thing" support
📧 Reach out: mrparsons@gmail.com
🍕 Passions & Personality
Mark isn't just about circuits and cables. When he's not elbow-deep in a PC case, you'll find him:
- Making homemade pizza — His favorite food, perfected over years of dough-tossing experiments. Forget delivery; Mark's kitchen is the real deal. Hand-stretched crust, fresh toppings, the whole works. 🍕
- Being a dog person — Seriously. His online handle might as well be ILoveDoggos. If your computer is broken AND you have a dog, congratulations — Mark will fix your PC and befriend your pup simultaneously. 🐕
- Tinkering with Linux — From compiling kernels to writing shell scripts at 2 AM, Mark bleeds open source. He's been on the command line since the BBS days and has the .bashrc to prove it.
🐶 Dog joke of the day: What do you call a computer-fixing dog? A "data re-retriever!"
💔 The Toronto Sports Heartbreak Zone
Being a fan of Toronto sports is a character-building exercise. Mark knows this pain intimately — it's forged in decades of "this is our year" followed by... well, you know.
- The Leafs remind us that hope is a renewable resource — you need it fresh every October because it's gone by May 🏒
- The Raptors gave us 2019 and said "that should hold you for a while" 🏀
- The Blue Jays: where every promising season is a lesson in "what if" ⚾
"The retro arcade cabinet in my basement has given me more victories than all Toronto teams combined." — Mark, probably
🎮 Gaming — Co-op Mode Activated
Mark grew up in the golden era of arcades and local multiplayer. These days, some of his best gaming moments come from co-op sessions with his nephews — passing controllers, sharing strategies, and celebrating victories together.
- Retro arcade classics — because quarter-munching builds character
- Co-op adventures with the nephews — the best party system
- Old-school BBS door games — Legend of the Red Dragon, anyone?
- Building gaming rigs that would make his 1990s self weep with joy
🐕 ILoveDoggos — Online 🎮 Player 1 Ready
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